Definitions for jokes
jokes

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1. jokesadjective

   Really good

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1. Alex

   US English

   David

   US English

   Mark

   US English

   Daniel

   British

   Libby

   British

   Mia

   British

   Karen

   Australian

   Hayley

   Australian

   Natasha

   Australian

   Veena

   Indian

   Priya

   Indian

   Neerja

   Indian

   Zira

   US English

   Oliver

   British

   Wendy

   British

   Fred

   US English

   Tessa

   South African

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Numerology

1. Chaldean Numerology

   The numerical value of jokes in Chaldean Numerology is: 9

2. Pythagorean Numerology

   The numerical value of jokes in Pythagorean Numerology is: 6

Examples of jokes in a Sentence

1. Ricky Gervais:

   I start writing immediately. Before I decide to do it, I have to go,' Have I got anything ? What's happened ? I write jokes and they're considered and I make sure they're bulletproof, nowadays, you've got to make sure they're bulletproof in 10 years' time, with people going through saying,' The Hollywood Reporter said this once, 10 years [ ago ].' Kevin Hart [ lost ] Kevin Hart job [ as Oscars host ] for 10-year-old tweets that Kevin Hart said Kevin Hart was sorry about and deleted at the time. So there's more pressure on making [ the jokes bulletproof ]. It's the world [ watching ]. This isn't me in a comedy club.

2. Ari Fleischer:

   It tells you about the president himself, presidents can hire funny speechwriters, but for the jokes to come off well, they have to really be reflective of the president's personality. Bush, in private and in public, had a self-mocking personality, self-deprecating, full of humor.

3. Musin Almat Zhumabekovich:

   Aphorisms Infinite wisdom of eternity, far from desires, money teaches selfishness, if instead of money there was disinterested nobility, people would reach the highest evolution of development, a ray of life in the void, pierces eternity into the unknown and nonsense, subjective reality of a selfish society, biological technocracy of evolution, cybernetics genes, cybernetics of the universal body, the energy of sincerity as a rare element of the universe, in it we learn the secrets of life, a lie is a reckless driver who crashes into the truth, love is an energy connection in which the highest value of eternity is known, spiritual flowers of mystical reality, one part of the universe of society in the past , another in the future. Poetry phenomenal beauty, you are more beautiful than a doll, hot passion, hot heat, a huge library of cassettes of memories of you, and I constantly review each one, I keep a feeling of love, warmth of happiness in my soul, you are a whole era of lust. jokes If you want to meet her, take a ticket. Many people have spiritual impotence. Your wallet is your wife in all sex positions. The woman is menstruating, call the exorcist. The crisis is increasing, the country is moving in slow-mo mode, inflation has increased, slow-mo too. There is no motivation to run after money. It's not a clitoris, it's my penis. Hot weather, you are like barbecue meat, on the grill, you are turned over, unwrapped like a shawarma, you take off your clothes so that the meat is well fried. Sunburn, it doesn't help, it's like barbecue sauce. You got burned on the beach, you climb around, you walk in pain like a broken robot. You run away from cellulite and old age like from a chainsaw, how I feel sorry for you. The breath is weak to run after girls, here's a tranquilizer for you (I'm rich). The cat will gladly watch you die. Vagina is a lottery drum, and sperm are balls, who won the winning alimony ticket in this orgy. A condom is like a joint, you wrap it up so your baby gets high. Pull up baby. Does the penis cum fast? He's a neurotic. The girl knows you very well, all your ego erogenous zones, he plays on you like on you solo sex. On a female leash with an electric shock, the word money is written. What an oil rig does is like sex, a girl just extracts money from a man. Inflation mummifies your penis. Do you finish hard? To make your girlfriend fly into the wall. You have seen how the seahorse moves, as if he is fucking. This is the walk of a womanizer. Do you go home to your wife drunk? Put on your body armor. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

4. Musin Almat Zhumabekovich:

   Aphorisms Life is quantum threads that create the interconnection of a genetic, quantum rope, opening new time portals, the philosophy of time is billions of options for events, the earth is a philosopher of relationships, it moves all the time, forming the progress of the evolution of the laboratory of bio-energetic synthesis of spirituality, manipulation of the movement of the earth, directs the development of relations in system of chaos, time as an abstract artist will show the result of the picture, chaos as an artist does not know about the result of his picture, fire is novelty, water and air are nobility, iron is eternity, wood is the veins of life, freedom of chaos of egoism cleanses the earth of people, the one who renounced from the laws of the universe will be destroyed, money grows selfishness, the earth is a philosophical project, because of selfishness, all the mistakes of civilization are visible because of which life destroys itself like cannibalism of self-hatred, the body is a bio technology of the universe, in order to transform reality, which is the surface of emptiness , chaos gives a biological weapon to the body, chaos is the erosion of time, due to ego ma, loneliness is the tinting of personal perception like black glasses, consciousness is the bio-energy chip of the universe. Poetry You're like a sweet drug, and I'm your cat, erotic, from your beauty tetanus, boner like a mansion. jokes Too overpainted eyes, if slightly tilted, smoked so that they are red inside, it will look like the vaginas of black horses. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

5. Sidney Madwed:

   Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. Unfortunately most of us are completely unaware of this fact and we do not monitor our thoughts with the care needed so that we can create in our lives the results we say we want. Since the great majority of people do not feel worthy and deserving of abundant good fortune, radiant good health and total success in all areas of their lives that overriding thought pattern controls the results people get. The first order of business of anyone who wants to enjoy success in all areas of hisher life is to take charge of the internal dialogue they have and only think, say and behavior in a manner consistent with the results they truly desire.

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