1. you know you ve been hacking too long when
The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about
themselves. These include the following:
not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you
remember your network address faster than your
postal one.
your SO kisses you on the neck and the first thing
you think is “Uh, oh,
priority interrupt.”
you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing it in
octal.
your computers have a higher street value than your car.
in your universe, ‘round numbers’ are powers of 2, not 10.
more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming
language. you see the word “Oxford” and mentally trip over
the fact that ‘r’ is not a hex digit.
you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
A list
of these can be found by searching for this phrase on the web. [An early version of this entry said “All but one of these have
been reliably reported as hacker traits (some of them quite often). Even
hackers may have trouble spotting the ringer.” The ringer was
balancing one's checkbook in octal, which I made up out of whole cloth.
Although more respondents picked that one out as fiction than any of the
others, I also received multiple independent reports of its actually
happening, most famously to Grace Hopper while she was working with BINAC
in 1949. —ESR]
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Definitions of you know you ve been hacking too long when
