1. eighty column mind
[IBM] The sort said to be possessed by persons for whom the
transition from punched card to tape was traumatic
(nobody has dared tell them about disks yet). It is said that these
people, including (according to an old joke) the founder of IBM, will be
buried ‘face down, 9-edge first’ (the 9-edge being the bottom
of the card). This directive is inscribed on IBM's 1402 and 1622 card
readers and is referenced in a famous bit of doggerel called The
Last Bug, the climactic lines of which are as follows:
He died at the console
Of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
Face down, 9-edge first.
The eighty-column mind was thought by most hackers to dominate IBM's
customer base and its thinking. This only began to change in the mid-1990s
when IBM began to reinvent itself after the triumph of the
killer micro. See IBM,
fear and loathing,
code grinder. A copy of The Last Bug lives
on the the GNU site at http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/last.bug.html.
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